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English subtitles from the musicvideo:
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I wanna hold you, uncle!
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Can i have some milk?
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That thing is fun!
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Are you looking forward to christmas?
Yeah..?
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In that case, your ass is yellow!
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You want christmas?
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In that case, your ass is a bird!
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I said "Your ass = bird!"
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Uncle Poop!
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"Birdie, birdie. Come my friend,
now the sun is breaking!"
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No, it is not a brown soft
whey-cheese, that ass of mine!
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I want that over here with me!
Only if you eat your food!
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I'm so happy!
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You cheated!
Nah-ah!
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I got it!
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I took this poopy-stick-thingamajig!
I'm winning!
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My name is Eli Kari
I think I'm a meteorologist.
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"-gist"
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This is the best weather,
you'll ever get to see!
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This isn't dangerous!
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It tickled again!
Smile, uncle!
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Banana!
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Bye-bye, tadpole!
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Up your ass with broken glass!
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I'm so happy!
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Oooh, in "Vesterålen"
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Sood-lee-daah, sood-lee-day!
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Let's fire some rockets!
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The clock is ticking!
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No!
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No!
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No!
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Nooooooo!
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..and then the sky was covered in glitter.
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And some some flares as well.
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Translated from the video.
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Can you tell me about your baby sister?
She... poops.
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She does?
Yes
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Really?
Just, just, just, jumping on the couch,
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pooping in the diaper.
No, I haven't!
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Small ones and big ones.
Yeah. Hop, hop.
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Just a little, and then a lot.
Hello, uncle!
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She pees in her diaper, poops in the couch.
Jump, jump in diapers.
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I still love her.
She pees in her diaper.
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Are you crazy or something?!
no.
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Jump, jump in diapers.
I love her anyway.
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Whats your name?
I do remember "Ida"
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How about mommy, then?
She laughs when Ida poops her diapers.
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How about Daddy?
He pees on the edge of the toiletseat
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He does?!
Yes
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No I don't!
Futile!
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What does Mommy say then?
"Don't do that!! grrr!". ..or something like that
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Daddy snores on the couch,
pees on the edge of the toiletseat.
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Ahem..... Geronimoooooo!
I still love'im despite of that fact
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Uncle!
Yeah.
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Jog-jogs
Soon it's Ida's turn
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I still love him.
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Nooo! Buy a shoe then. Nooo!
Buy a shoe then. Nooo!
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Kinder-tower
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Berry-trip, boys!
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Chocolate?
Granny doesnt have any chocolate.
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There!
Huh?
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There!
This?
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Theeere!!
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This one?
That one!
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This is sauce
Uncle Vegard!
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I want...
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Good bye my little pidgeon!
Bye bye, you old eagle!
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Be kind to grandpa
Yeah..
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Who's that?
Uncle Vegard
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And who's that?
Uncle Hallvard
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Who's over there?
Grandma
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Grandma!
Grandpaa!!!
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I'm singing: uncle Vegard
He uses dipping tobacco
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Ida says: "waaaah waah"
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Grandpa laughs:
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Are you crazy or what,
Grandpa?!
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Granny,
she snores
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I want vitaminbears
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Would you like some of this?
Are you crazy, or something?!
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Wait!
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Next boy.
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Step into my room.
I going to whisper something in your ear.
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(Your going to hide.)
Ok!
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Ouch!
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What's the best thing in the world?
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Boo!
Dummy!
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Chocolate.
But what is that, then?
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Icecream, silly!
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I could put chocolate on icecream too.
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I could put chocolate on icecream too.
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Let's run!
No.
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Yes!
Chocolate-poo
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Let's run!!
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Let's run! This way!
*sigh. Allright.
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Try to "ompe-dompe" it
She got the cravings for chocolate
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Try to "ompe-dompe" it
But first she have to jump some on the lap
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Try to "ompe-dompe" it
She's on her way to the refrigerator
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Chocolate!
Granny doesn't have any chocolate!
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Yeah she does!
Here's chocolate!!
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Yeeeeeaaah!!
I won!
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I suddenly want some chocolate
Because it's sweet, and it's ca-candy
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Yay! Chocolate
Oooh, yeah!
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I suddenly got the cravings for some
chocolate!
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Ooouuee, it's good for your body!
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Yay, chocolate
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Now I will go!
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Time for a boat-trip!
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Peapods, kitty.
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Meow!
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I don't like that!
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Tadpoles!
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I found some food for *jibberish
She said she found food for the crab.
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Yeah.
Now we will row!
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Bye-bye!
I did all the rowing!
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Moooo!
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I want some chocolate all of a sudden!
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Because it's sweet, and it's a yummy
candy!
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Yay, Chocolate!
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Big giant [?????]
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I really want some chocolate!
Ouuee! It's good for the body!
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Yay, chocolate!
Mooo!
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Now, I'll disappear!
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Go ahead.
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Chocolate
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Chocolate
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Chocolate
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I want some chocolate!
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Because it's a sweet and a delicious
treat!
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Yay, Chocolate!
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Oooh yeah. Yessir.
Ooooohh yes!
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I really want some chocolate!
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Yay! Chocolate!
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Now, I too will fart.
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*Poot!
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The crab farted. :D
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Like this: *simulates crabs sphincter*
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Chocolate
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Chocolate
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Chocolate
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Chocolate
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aaaaand. one and-a-two and-a-three
and-a-lol
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